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He’s obsessed with Victorian-era trivia, and he’s basically a complete fucking goth. There are seven different dads in this game, and if you don’t think Damien is the only one worth dating, then you’re a dumbass. They could have built it as a sort of tribute to Leisure Suit Larry, where the better you do, the hornier the other person gets. So, what’s the fucking point of padding out with these non-sensical, non-dad-related mini-games? It would be more fun if you actually did something with the dads. I don’t see the point of them as the game has over 10 hours of gameplay, at the least, if you try to cover all the endings and get a good ranking for the dates. Yes, you actually click on fish and match them to other fish that look like the same fish. Like, take for example a mini-game in which you have to match three of the same fish. Here, it’s just extra enjoyment, supposedly, but none of it is enjoyable. There, it pads out gameplay to get you to wait for the smut. I’ve seen this shit in actual porn games. There are a ton of mini-games in this game that really don’t belong in this formula. You just fall in love, and the game sort of trails off into nothingness. I would have wished to at least be able to marry one of these dads if we’re going in that direction. Hell, you’re never even shown on screen next to them. Again, there’s no actual smut payoff of any kind. You can have conversations with them, ask them out on dates, and eventually sort of end up with them. This is a game that is very inclusive of the many different types of daddies. They’re different kinds of sexy, as I mentioned, there are bears, twinks, gym-rats, businessmen. You patrol around town and meet that various denizens, all of whom are, need I remind you, sexy daddies. So once you’ve got your character and you’ve met your kid, and you’ve settled in, it’s time to get your hands dirty. I definitely enjoyed chatting with the kid. You can learn some quality lessons on parenting from this game, without a doubt. Your daughter’s cool, and she really loves you, and you love her as well. Not with the dating parts, I mean, with the parenting parts. If you are an actual father, you are likely to connect to this game on a deep spiritual level. Even though the majority of this game has you pursuing other dads, the time you spend with your daughter is wholesome and will definitely warm your heart. The shit she says never fails to put a smile on my face. I pull out.Īnyways, you have a daughter in this game, and she’s an absolute delight. At this point, we’re way outside of horny-zone and squarely down the middle of actual parenting. Either way, your dad will never be as cool as the rest of the dads.īefore I move onto the dating aspects of this game, I gotta cover something that I found to be really touching. I know it’s a dumb complaint, but if you’re going to let me make my own character, you should at least give me a lot of customizability. Unfortunately, there’s no way to make your dad look as awesome as the other dads in this game. So that just leaves you and a bunch of other dads, and by golly, are you going to try to date the shit out of them. Since this is a normal-person game, the kids are very much kept out of the action, thankfully.
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You’ve just arrived at the small town of Maple Bay and discovered that everyone in town just happens to either be a child or a single dateable daddy. You start off this game by creating your character who just happens to be a daddy. Either way, this is not a smut game, but it is a fantastical masterpiece, and I am going to review the shit out of it. Plus, there are a lot of bears in this game, and I hear those are popular in the gay community. I mean, I wouldn’t play it for gay sex scenes anyways, so I guess this is better for me, but it’s not fair on all the gay people. It hurts me that the greatest dating visual novel on Steam is gay and also not pornographic. So… there’s that.įirst thing’s first, you will not find another dating game with as much quality as this one. I have never heard of a weirder concept for a video game, and I’ve played games in which Sonic the Hedgehog romances a baby. It’s … actually quite amazing, if you like dating dads. Now, if you haven’t been living under a rock, you’ve already heard of this game. But, I am an expert on everything smut and kind of versed in romance, so I guess this falls under my domain. Every single fucking YouTuber on the planet seems to have already reviewed this thing, so I don’t know why you need me to chime in. I hope you’re all very fucking proud of yourselves.